Maina Kageni during his Morning show on Classic 105 gave women a chance to share the most stupid lies told by their men. The answers are hilarious.
‘I HAD GONE TO SEE MY MAN BUT WHEN I KNOCKED NO ONE OPENED SO NIKAJIPA SHUGHULI AND CAME BACK AFTER THREE HOURS.
WHEN I CAME BACK I MET HIM WITH HIS BROTHER AND ANOTHER WOMAN.
HE TOLD ME THAT THE LADY WAS THE BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND AND THAT HE WAS JUST GIVING THEM A RIDE IN HIS CAR.’
Like a good woman, Daisy went inside and decided to help wash utensils and that is when all hell broke loose.
‘WHEN I WAS WASHING THE UTENSILS I SAW AN USED CONDOM IN THE BIN AS I WAS ABOUT TO THROW SOMETHING IN.
SO I JUST CONTINUED WASHING AND WAITED FOR HIM TO COME BACK.
I ASKED HIM WHAT THE BROTHER HAD COME TO DO AND HE INSISTED THAT THEY HAD AN ISSUE AND THEY HAD JUST COME TO SORT THEIR ISSUES.
I WAS FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT FOR HIM,HE INSISTED THAT HE SLEPT ALONE.’
‘BEFORE I CAME I HAD ALREADY CALLED THE BROTHER AND HE SAID HE DID NOT SLEEP THERE. ON REALIZING THAT HE HAD BEEN FOUND OUT HE STARTED APOLOGIZING.
THAT IS HOW I LEFT HIM AND I HAVE NEVER LOOKED BACK.’
‘I WENT TO VISIT MY GUY AND HE WAS VERY SHOCKED TO SEE ME BECAUSE HE HAD A CHICK. HE ASKED ME ‘KWANI HUJUI NILIHAMA?’
What is the craziest lie your bae has ever told you?