‘How a slay queen stood up my bae after ‘eating’ his 10 K fare’ -Jemutai

Jemutai Comedian

 

Churchill show comedian Jemutai has wittily shared how her husband is a victim of slay queens kukula fare, something most men can relate to.

Sharing her predicament during yesterday’s Churchill show, Jemutai narrated how she watched her husband send fare only for his plan to backfire.

‘BABE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?’ SHE ASKED

To which he responded that he wanted to open a new account and hence he was updating his details.

The slay queen did not meet Jemutai’s hubby as expected stating that locusts zilikua zimefunga njia.

‘I LATER SAW AN MPESA TEXT OF MY HUBBY STATING HE HAD SENT THE SLAY QUEEN KSH 10K, SHE TOLD MY HUBBY SHE COULD NOT COMES AS LOCUSTS HAD MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE.’

Jemutai added for days after that her husband could be seen deep in thought.

‘ELFU KUMI? HE ASKED HIMSELF.

If he had told me before sending the slay queen cash, I might have helped him after she ‘ate’ the cash he sent as fare.

Jemutai’s husband upon accepting his loss, inquired what they would be having for dinner to which she responded.

‘TUNAKULA LOCUSTS, HENCEFORTH THE SONG IN MY HOUSE IS ‘INAUMA BUT INABIDI UZOEE.‘ ADDED JEMUTAI.

Jemutai might have been JOKING but she painted a picture about what is actually happening in most Kenyan marriages.

It might have been a joke but these things are happening.

Unlike random relationships when you are married, you cannot risk telling your partner that the person you are cheating with amekula fare.

So before sending fare, be sure atakuja.

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