Classic 105 radio drive show presenter Cess Mutungi has narrated how an embarrassing night out after a couple of drinks made her quit alcohol.
The mellow voiced host says she called the cops and reported her car stolen yet she had left it at the bar and picked a cab.
‘I HAD GONE OUT FOR DRINKS AND EVERYTHING WENT ON SMOOTHLY.
AFTER I HAD ENOUGH I CALLED A CAB AND WENT HOME NOT REALIZING I HAD LEFT MY CAR AT THE BAR.
UPON CHECKING I REALIZED THAT MY CAR KEYS WERE IN MY BAG YET THE CAR WASN’T THERE SO I CALLED THE COPS AND TOLD THEM MY CAR HAD BEEN STOLEN.’
WHEN THE COPS CAME THEY ASKED ME QUESTIONS ON WHERE I HAD BEEN AND WHAT I HAD DONE AND THAT IS WHEN IT HIT ME THAT I HAD TAKEN A CAB HOME.
EVEN THE POLICE ADVISED ME NIPUNGUZE POMBE.’
Alcohol can make one do stupid things.
I remember an ex who was pressed to go to the washroom after a night out, he woke up stood by the side of the bed, peed and went back to sleep.
It was only when he woke up that he stepped on ‘water’ and could not understand where it came from.
To date he still denies he did it.
What’s your embarrassing moment while drunk?