Kikuyu men have been advised to up their game between the sheets as there is almost zero participation, to the point where one might end up sleeping out of boredom.
Most Kikuyu men have for ages been accused of having almost zero romance skills when it comes to the bedroom.
Talking about their frustrations to Maina Kageni during the breakfast show on Classic 105, below are some hilarious experiences from women who have dated Kikuyu men.
‘WANARUKIA MTU KAMA BODABODA, SOMETIMES YOU STAY WITH THEM BECAUSE OF THE KIDS AND THE MONEY.
YOU GO LOOK FOR A LUO OR KAMBA MAN.’
‘I ONCE DATED A KIKUYU GUY AND HE EQUATED EVERYTHING TO MONEY.
WHENEVER YOU TELL HIM YOU GUYS NEED TO TALK HE SENDS YOU CASH.
KILA SAA MPESA, IT REACHED A POINT WHERE I HAD TO SORT MYSELF SO I LOOKED FOR A LUO GUY, KIKUYU MEN ARE USELESS BETWEEN THE SHEETS.
NO ROMANCE, NOTHING.’
*Wanjiku added that when it comes to the bedroom, it’s all about mutual consent.
“KIKUYU MEN ARE VERY UNROMANTIC KWANZA WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE WAKO CHINI. THEY THINK THEY CAN CONTROL WOMEN.”
“HAWA MABABA WAKIKUYU ISSA NO. THEY JUST CARE ABOUT INVESTMENTS AND PROPERTIES. THEY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR WOMEN.”
‘I HAVE DATED SEVERAL KIKUYU MEN AND THEY ARE NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL, KIKUYU MEN JUST JUMP ON YOU AND SLEEP.
IN MATTERS RESPONSIBILITIES THERE ARE MEN WHO WILL NEVER EVEN PROVIDE,THERE ARE SOME GOOD MEN BUT A MAJORITY ARE USELESS.’
Kamau, however, defended themselves arguing that
‘KIKUYU WOMEN SHOULD HIT THE GYM,WHO CAN ENJOY BEHIND MATYRE AND NO BEHIND,WAACHANE NA SISI.’
Have you ever dated a Kikuyu man and what was the experience between the sheets?
Mimi siezi sema yangu,ntalia muite mpaka ambulance inibebe.